- Wake your toddler up, which is always a bad sign as they are bound to be tired
- First warning sign is the first thing they say “I want to stay at maison” (this use of 2 languages distracts you and you don’t realise what’s about to happen)
- Tell toddler it’s time to go to nursery and put their shoes on, they run away faster than Bolt
- Manage to get their shoes on, go to brush your teeth, come back and said shoes have been taken off in record time and toddler is now hiding
- It’s 7.47AM
- Pick toddler up and wrestle the shoes back on to a background of screaming
- Toddler is now very angry and attacks you like an enraged cat
- Tell toddler to calm down and be nice, toddler looks you in the eye and starts shouting “my glasses”, whilst trying to rip them off your face
- Strap toddler into buggy
- Walk outside, hair ruined by wind
Happy Monday everyone!
European Mummy 